one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via officialwhitegirls)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via officialwhitegirls)

meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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(via asian)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via asian)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via asian)

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via asian)

outerspacecake:

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

(via skrull)

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via asian)

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

(via asian)

"I thought it’d be bigger"
- how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words (via e-v-e-r-lasting)

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via asian)

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(Source: desteil, via officialwhitegirls)

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

(via asian)

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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(Source: basedgosh, via asian)

egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?

(via asian)