mom: say mama
    mom: say ma-ma
    mom: say it!
    baby:
    baby:
    baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

(via asian)

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

(via asian)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via asian)

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via asian)